kabber:

ad-hominem-sappies:

garykingoftheworld:

the-hoody-geek:

Was he just born ripped as fuck or something?

This is his father.

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It’s quite possible Rock was indeed born ripped as fuck.

Dwayne Johnson comes from a even bigger rock

The Boulder Johnson

1010meha:

sadmomhair:

what’s it like to be taller than 5’2”??? is it nice? can you comfortabley reach cupboards?

We live in constant fear of the short ones, who (in my experience) will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table, and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want

reverseracism:

bellygangstaboo:

man i dont just “like” hearing about shit like this. I love it!  

Now, that’s justice

ramendoritos:
“this is the photo that makes me delete
”

ramendoritos:

this is the photo that makes me delete

just-shower-thoughts:

Telling a girls parents you creampie her on a daily basis is socially unacceptable but saying you are trying for a baby is a cause for celebration.

alrightanakin:
“ strange-book-club:
“ alrightanakin:
“After 11 years of wondering if Turkish Delight is good enough to sell out my family I finally made some
”
so..is it?
”
well if i was a 10 year old in 1940 during world war ii when there was sugar...

alrightanakin:

strange-book-club:

alrightanakin:

After 11 years of wondering if Turkish Delight is good enough to sell out my family I finally made some

so..is it?

well if i was a 10 year old in 1940 during world war ii when there was sugar rationing and i had been sent away to some stranger’s house with my siblings who (particularly the elder 2) were being real jerks and i had no idea that the seemingly kind lady offering the turkish delight was the literal embodiment of evil™ who would kill my family and myself once she no longer had any use for us then yeah i would do it

shark-kiss:

gamegrrl:

gamegrrl:

two things i want:

  • a chopped-style cooking show where the judges have no cooking experience
  • a chopped-style cooking show where the competitors have no cooking experience

“i open the basket and i see tomatoes, and i’m immediately thinking ‘oh fuck i dont even like tomatoes god shittign damn”

A chopped-style cooking where where neither the judges nor the competitors have any cooking experience, but both groups are told that the other group does, and they try to convince each other that they do too with nonsense words and unnecessarily complicated dishes.

marriedtogoddess:

ma ya mcm eat the crunchy nature valley granola bars in the living room right after you vacuumed smh